SMART CONTRACT
The signing at the table, overseen by the alpaca

Office of Signed Obligations · File No. $CONTRACT

SMART
CONTRACT

Sign it. Hold it. Do bagwork. Believe.

View the wall

The internet keeps finding vulnerabilities in smart contracts.

We found the biggest one long ago: the holder.

SMART CONTRACT is the agreement you sign when you choose to hold $CONTRACT, do bagwork and stop acting like a jeet.

Form SC-1 · Intake desk

Sign the Smart Contract

One document. Four obligations. One signature. Entry is granted upon approval.

  1. §1 — Hold.
  2. §2 — Bagwork.
  3. §3 — Belief.
  4. §4 — No jeeting at the first candle.
No entry without signing the smart contract
Exhibit A — Door policy

Public register

The Smart Contract Wall

Every signature is public. Every promise is visible.

0 obligations on file

The smart contract wall

Wall awaiting first signatory.

You signed the smart contract, bro.

Evidence No. 0042

Subject attempted to leave through the exit.

Subject was reminded of the paperwork. Subject is still holding.

In the matter of holder v. jeet

Contract Court

Contract court in session

Break your word if you want.

The wall remembers.

The contract remembers.

The alpaca remembers.

Notice I

Signing is voluntary. Jeeting is unforgettable.

Filed

Notice II

Bagwork strengthens your case.

Filed

Notice III

Belief is binding.

Filed